A Hero Is Found

I got a new car today...
(Originally written 3/10/2008)

Well, not a new car, but new for me. And it's not really for me; it's for my girlfriend.

My boss got himself a new new car, so he was trying to get rid of his old car. He gave me a good deal on it and, being in the need for a second vehicle, I jumped on it. I picked it up today. Now comes the fun part of getting it registered and insured. Hopefully I will have enough time after work tomorrow in order to take care of all of that crap.

I guess we will see what happens.

The Treasure Trove

I quit my job!!!
(Originally written 2/18/2008)

Yep, I'm very excited about this. For the longest time, I have hated my job with a fucking passion. So, you can imagine how happy I am to be out of that life-sucking crap hole I've been stuck at for years.

Fear not, however. I do have another profession in front of me that should be sufficient to pay for things, like shelter, food, and Internet access.

If you'd like, you may congratulate me via e-mail at the address linked below. Or, since this should have no impact on your daily lives, you can ignore it altogether and go about yourselves in a normal fashion.

Either way, I'm smiling.

Clit's Consternation

Across the Universe.
(Originally written 2/11/2008)

So I watched Across the Universe yesterday, and it was amazing. Well, weird would be a better word for it, but amazing describes my overall appraisal of the film.

I was intrigued when I first saw the trailer for it; a movie based on the music of the Beatles seemed like a great idea to me. But I never got the chance to see it in the theater. Anyway, after I watched it, I was damn near blown away at how well-made it was. The selection of songs was almost perfect; I had issue with a few of them, one of them "Being For the Benefit of Mr. Kite" (I just don't like that song). However, the imagery used during that sequence was awesome.
What I liked best was the way they used other aspects of Beatles songs besides the songs themselves. Jude. Lucy. Sadie. Max. All of these are names of Beatles' songs in one way or another. I also like in the beginning the man who says the phrase "When I'm 64."

All in all, Across the Universe is a great movie, especially one based on an idea put forth in a Powerpuff Girls episode. But I don't hold that against it; in fact, it helps to bolster it's credibility.

Countdown To Party Time

Brand New Day.
(Originally written 1/28/2008)

For those unfamiliar with the subject at hand, the title of this post refers to the new direction the Spider-Man comics have taken. Bear in mind that this may contain spoilers for those interested.
I'm not sure I like the whole "Brand New Day" thing. To me, it seems like a cop out. This is the kind of shit that DC would do to fix their continuity. Oh, wait. This is the kind of shit that DC would do to fix their continuity.

I think that erasing the last decade of Spider-Man history is just dumb. They have had so many good, strong character driven stories. Just to do away with that...? Come on. Spider-Man revealing his identity to the world during Civil War was one of the ballsiest things Marvel could have done. Now, that has all been erased. I am certain that there were so many awesome directions they could have taken this. Sadly, Marvel wanted to take the cheap way out and fix their "mistakes."

What bothers me the most about this is that it all stems from Joe Quesada's dislike of the Peter Parker/Mary Jane marriage. The entire delivery just seemed forced to me. Not to mention the fact that by Peter Parker giving up his marriage and future with his hot, supermodel wife in order to save the life of his old, elderly aunt who has lived a full, happy life just seems really... creepy to me. Just how much does Peter care for his aunt? And now Mary Jane is a super hero? What the fuck?

I'm still going to read Amazing Spider-Man, if not just to see in which direction they take this concept. Seeing as how Spider-Man is my favorite super hero, I really hope this thing gets better. But if it doesn't, I'm gonna have a huge vendetta against Marvel.

Just a Peek

Friday is my birthday!
(Originally written 1/20/2008)

I'm excited. Granted, I'm turning 28, which brings me that much closer to the dreaded milestone of 30, but my birthday has always been a treasured day in my life. So, regardless of how old I'm gonna be, I'm looking forward to it.

Not sure how I'm going to celebrate it, though. My sister wants to go to dinner, which should be nice. Afterward, I think I'm going to drag my girlfriend to see "Be Kind Rewind." She has no real desire to see it but, hey, it's my birthday, right?

Then on Saturday, I'm gonna hit the bar with some friends. Have some drinks. Have some fun. Good times for sure.

Peachez

It's snowing!
(Originally written 1/15/2008)

I was so pissed this morning. Supposedly, there was supposed to be a huge snowstorm last night. They were saying that it was gonna be like 6 to 12 inches. But when I woke up this morning... nothing. Crap.

See, I wanted the snow because I wanted the day off of work. If I go in and they close the store, I get paid for the whole day. But, what sucks now is that I have Tuesday off. So if it snows a lot today, then I can't really do shit. I'll probably be stuck inside all day and not get to do anything fun.

I was excited about the snow, but now... Not so much.

Out For a Stroll

The most annoying commercial on television.
(Originally written 1/10/2008)

Cablevision/ Optimum has been producing commercials that are in the vein of music videos promoting their services. Some of them were okay, while others were bad. However, for the past few months, they have been airing one that is so downright annoying that words don't describe it. For those of you who hate themselves, you can see it here.




This commercial is bad for two reasons.

1) Reggaeton is bad. As a musically genre, it's terrible. There is nothing appealing about this type of music.

2) Reggaeton is really fucking bad.

Besides these two factors as to how bad this commercial is, the guy singing (if that is what it can be called) is annoying. The girls who repeat the phone number (FOUR-FOUR-FOUR-EIIIIIIIIGGHHHTTTTT!) just get to be so grating that I want to shove a pen into my ear. Lastly, who is the guy dressed like a sea serpent/lobster thing? A friend of my girlfriend put it best; "He will never have sex again." Sounds about right. What's his draw? "I was in a TV commercial. I dressed like a Kraken. Want to have sex with me, chica?

I have gotten into the habit of going outside for a cigarette whenever this commercial comes on. But at the rate they play it, I'll be dead from cancer by next week.

CockFace

Before the Dinosaurs.
(Originally written 1/6/2008)

I'm watching this show on the Discovery Channel, and it's pretty awesome. The whole thing is about creatures that lived and evolved before the time of the dinosaurs. There are some really cool looking things like a spider the size of a human head (called the Mesothele, or something like that) and a dragonfly the size of an eagle.

It's really interesting the way that human traits evolved from reptiles and fish. Evidently, the reptiles were the first to have multi-chambered hearts, which pumped blood through their bodies faster, giving them the speed to outrun predators. Also, there was a certain fish, the name of which escapes me now, that had memory, which they used to return to the same spawning spot.

It looks like they are getting to the dinosaurs soon. They just introduced the Dimetrodon, the large, fin-backed reptile. I always confused that for being a dinosaur, but I know they were in a similar time period. (Apparently I'm off by about 30 million years. Go figure.)

I like this show. I can feel myself getting smarter.

Well, not really. But I still like it.

Fo' Shizzle

I'm thinking...
(Originally written 1/3/2008)

I need to try some Arby's.

MI saw a commercial for their French Dip thing and, DAMN, if that doesn't look delicious. I have never had Arby's before, and I've never really had the desire either. But between that French Dip and the Stuffed Cheese Poppers or whatever the hell they call 'em, I could just clog every artery in my body.

Sadly, there's no Arby's near where I live, but there is one not too far from the comic book store I go to. So, that sounds like an afternoon to me. Get some comics, go to Arby's and eat myself into a cholesterol induced coma.

Who's with me?

The Engorger: Part 5

It's late... again.
(Originally written 12/31/2007)

Luckily I have no work tomorrow.

My girlfriend is asleep behind me. She has this habit of needing to watch television in order to fall asleep. This normally doesn't bother me, but she asked if, since I was working, she could watch her new favorite movie. The Holiday. Again, this wouldn't bother me, except for the fact that we have watched it three times since she got it the day after Christmas. To make matters worse, she is passed out and it's still on.

The sad thing is I keep shooting glances at it every now and then.

I think I need to revisit my manhood and watch Transformers or something.

The Engorger: Part 4

The changing face of Political Correctness...?
(Originally written 12/27/2007)

So I was watching TV today, right, and I saw a commercial for the United Negro College Fund.

Now, stop me if I am wrong, but I thought calling black people or African Americans "Negroes" was considered archaic, insulting and very Politically Incorrect?

Then that got me to thinking. The NAACP is still referred to as the NAACP, which stands for the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. Now, I may be wrong on the "Negro" thing, but I know that African Americans take offense to being called "Colored People."

This could mean, in my mind, one of two things.

1) African Americans are too lazy to update the names of two of their most prominent organizations. This, I would hope, is not the case, seeing as how there is a terrible stereotype about black people and laziness that these two organizations are trying to abolish. Or...
2) It is okay to call African Americans "Negroes" and "Colored People."

This is really the only thing that works. I don't think that these two organizations are actually lazy, but that, deep down, they don't mind the terms Negro or Colored. I think it reminds them of the roads they travelled growing up and have a strange familiarity and comfortableness. I mean, why else, in this age of Political Correctness, would these two organizations still be associated with those terms?

It's really all that fits...

A Guest Strip By Eve Z

This strip was given to me as part of a Christmas gift exchange by Eve Z. of .evezworld.com.

A Christmas Gift

It's late.
(Originally written 12/25/2007)

After work today I went to my girlfriend's parent's house to have a Christmas Eve dinner. I didn't expect to be there as long as we were, so I got a major late start on doing today's strip. Which sucks, in a way, because with all of the stuff I have to do tomorrow... I mean today... I mean later. Shit, I'm confused. At least I had a nice dinner.

Anyway, I managed to get it done pretty quick, probably because I used some symbols that I found on Adobe.com. Don't hate me for this, but there's no way I would have gotten the strip done tonight if I didn't.

Aw, well. I hope you enjoyed it at least.

A Guest Strip By Keong

This strip was given to me a a Christmas gift from Keong over at t-n-t: A Daily Webcomic.

The Engorger: Part 3

Who likes the lottery?
(Originally written 12/23/2007)

You can scratch my girlfriend off that list.

On the spur of the moment I bought her one of those Crossword scratch-off lottery tickets. I give it to her, then come into the bedroom to finish wrapping Christmas presents and all of a sudden, she pops in the room and says "Should I just kiss you now?" I ask why and she says she won $100 on the lottery ticket. She looks it over six or seven times, and notices that she missed a letter. That would have been eight words, which is $500. That's when she started shaking.

She hands me the ticket and says, "Make sure I got this right." So, I write down all of the words, and sure enough, there was eight. She tells me to check the letters, so I start crossing them out of the words that I wrote down.

Until I get to the "Q."

Evidently, she mistook "Q" for "O."

Yeah, eight words went down to two words which, in the eyes of the New Jersey Lottery, equals shit.

I don't think I need to buy lottery tickets anymore.

The Engorger: Part 2

Holy crap...
(Originally written 12/20/2007)

Christmas is 5 days away. That's not a lot of time.

Fortunately, I'm almost done with my shopping. But I still have to get my sister a present. See, I knew what I wanted to get her. But by the time I got off my fat ass and went shopping, I couldn't find it. So now I get to think of something else, purchase it, wrap it, and give it to her in five days time.

Sweet Christ.

I still need to wrap everything I purchased, too. And get some stocking stuffers for my girlfriend.
Christmas takes too much energy.

The Engorger: Part 1

I think I need to get a Mac.
(Originally written 12/17/2007)

This piece of shit PC is really pissing me off.

Now, my laptop is not the best on the market, granted. But the fact that it takes 20 minutes to close a program is flat out ridiculous. No lie; twenty fucking minutes. To close it! I can understand taking 20 minutes to open a program (I wouldn't put up with it, but I'd understand it) but taking that long to close... Asinine.

All of this is on top of my experiences in the past. For example, I had made a 30 second 3D animation for school back in 2001. It was a cool little thing of a bumblebee in a flightcap zipping around the backyard set to a cool music mix of Edvard Greig's Morning Mood and the Vandals doing Flight of the Bumblebee. Yeah, I would put it up here for you all to see but, since my shitty PC crashed so many times, that no longer exists. Plus, there's the 30 minute movie that I made, starring my firends that took my three months to capture and edit. As soon as I got to the point of saying "This is done," gone, all because of my crap PC.

It's about time for me to switch. I think I'm going to start saving now and work on that by the end of 2008. That is, unless I don't slam my laptop against the wall first.

An Interesting Discovery

Christmas is right around the corner...

(Originally written 12/13/2007)

Is anyone else dreading it as much as I am?

I used to love Christmas. And not just because of the presents (though that may have been the main draw). I loved the feeling in the air, the Christmas music, having dinner with my family. But now that I'm older, Christmas is just a chore.

What it is, I think, that that I have finally realized how commercialized Christmas has become. I thank the last 8 years working in retail for that (Fuck you, department stores!) My girlfriend has been asking me what I want for Christmas, and I have no answer. I honestly don't want anything for Christmas.

I think, all I want, is to go back before the weight of the world took it's toll on me. The time when Santa Claus brought me presents, when Christmas presents were fun to buy because I didn't have to worry about the credit card bill in January, and I had a week and a half off from school instead of one day off from work.

That's what I want for Christmas this year...

...For Good Stuff

Buy some stuff!
(Originally written 12/9/2007)

So I created a CafePress.com shop today. I figure that this is as good a place as any to promote it. The products it has really have nothing to do with Clit & Pecker, but it does feature my artwork. If you want to own a piece of me, now's your chance.

I know this may seem like a lame attempt to capitalize on my readers, but I don't think so. I mean, I don't blame anyone for not buying from CafePress. I won't get mad or say that you suck. All that I'm doing is letting you know that I am featuring some of my work on products that are available to purchase. That's it. No pressure.

Maybe you're wondering why I am not selling C&P merchandise. Well, I plan to. I have some cool things in mind. The only obstacle is to create it and offer it on the site. Okay, that's the second obstacle. The first obstacle is to get some more readers. Then to create the merch, put it on the site, and make sales. There's an order to these things, you know.

Anyway, if you are interested, you can see the CafePress store here. To anyone who purchases anything, you get a hearty thank you for your support in advance. To anyone who visits, well, thanks for being curious. To anyone who ignores this altogether, you get a thanks for reading.

See? Everyone gets props.

The Search...

Why did I go to school?
(Originally written 12/6/2007)

Got a call yesterday. Evidently, it's time for me to start paying back my school loans.

So I asked the person on the phone what my payments would be... My jaw hit the floor. It seems that my monthly payments are almost as much as my rent!

After gathering my breath and slowing the beating of my heart, I told them, politely, that I couldn't friggin' pay that much in a month. They kindly directed me to the consolidation department so that I could combine my loans and have a lower monthly payment.

It gets better.

One of the questions that I was asked is if I wanted to pay the principle and the interest, or just the interest? What the hell kind of question is that? Given a choice, I would like to pay just the principle and interest be damned. These loans aren't compounding, so I'm not charged interest on the interest. I guess they know that their shit is a scam and try their damndest to swindle as many people as possible.

My point is, school is not worth the debt. I have both an Associates and a Bachelors, and I am still working in the same job as when I was attending school. My degrees have not helped me for shit, but here I am, neck deep in debt because of them.

This country sucks. I wish we could have an apprenticeship system like Europe. I know I have the skills. What I don't understand is why I need a friggin' piece of paper to show others that.
My head hurts.

A Love Blossoms

My observations of Spider-Man 3...
(Originally written 12/2/2007)

I was watching it yesterday for the seventh time (that's right; twice in the theaters and 5 times on DVD) and I picked up on something that I hadn't realized before. Let me start from the beginning.

The first time I watched Spider-Man 3, I got so angry that they rewrote the death of Uncle Ben, what with Sandman having been involved. It angered me because Uncle Ben's death is the driving force behind Peter Parker being Spider-Man. See, Peter blames himself for his uncle's death because, as it turns out, the robber that he failed to stop earlier in the night is the same one who shot Uncle Ben. Anyone who reads comics knows and understands this.

However, in the movie, (I guess this is a good time for a Spoiler Alert) it turns out that the bullet that killed Uncle Ben came from Flint Marko's gun, not the robber that Peter failed to stop. This bothered me when I first saw the movie. Why? I'll tell you. It means, even if Peter Parker stopped the robber, his uncle would be dead, at least in the situation that Peter imagined in the movie. Were this to be true, nothing Peter did that night would have saved his uncle, thus, his uncle's death could not be his fault. A equals B, Peter Parker has no motivation for being Spider-Man.

But, at the end of the movie, when the Sandman explains to Peter what happened, I realized that the two events were connected. Sandman tells Peter that when he, Flint Marko, approached Uncle Ben to take the car he, Uncle Ben, tried to reason with Marko. The flashback shows that Marko was receptive to what Ben had to say, until his partner came running out with the cash. At that point, the gun accidentally goes off, killing Ben.

See, Peter's motivation is not shattered. Had Peter stopped the robber earlier, he would not have surprised Flint Marko while he was holding the gun on Uncle Ben and the gun would have, most likely, not gone off.

It could also mean that Peter Parker could have stopped the evolution of the Sandman. Look at it this way. Peter stops the crook, which means that Ben and Marko's conversation would not have been interrupted. Ben convinces Marko to turn his life around. Marko does not get pinched for whatever crime he commits that throws him in jail. This means he does not escape from jail, go on the lam from the cops and never winds up in the experimental sand pit. If anything, the events in Spider-Man 3 would solidify Peter Parker's resolve to be Spider-Man.

Realizing this makes me like this movie even more.

Los Buenos Cigarros

Law and Order
(Originally written 11/30/2007)

I woke up the morning to a Law and Order: Criminal Intent marathon on USA. Why is it that this show always enthralls me? It seems like Vincent D'onofrio has some sort of hypnotic power when he wears a gray suit and a badge. His acting is probably the best that I have ever seen in any television show. Ever. His idiosyncrasies just add so much depth to his character and makes the show great.

Right now I'm watching Special Victims Unit. I used to think that this version was better than CI, but, after seeing more and more CI episodes, I may be switching sides. Not that I don't like SVU. I just may be a Major Case guy from now on.

But it does have the worst opening theme song of the trio.

They Call It "Turkey Day" For a Reason

Another one of those days.
(Originally Written 11/25/2007)

Yep, my life is so boring that I have nothing new to share with you all. Many apologies.

I do have an assignment for a job interview. I have to create some illustrations following specific guidelines. I'm having a rather hard time getting them done, though, with the amount of hours I have been working, and the holiday, and everything. They want it by the 30th. Of this month. Christ, that's not too far off. Looks like I'll be working on this all night. And this doesn't even guarantee me the job. Oh, well. It's worth a shot, so long as it gets me out of retail.

Genesis: Chapter 12

The new Marvel Legends...
(Originally written 11/22/2007)

Finally. I have been waiting for these figures to come out since, Jesus, I don't even know when. They were originally supposed to come out in September, which got pushed back to October. I'm so happy that I just happened to go into Wal-Mart and there they were. The only thing I'm disappointed with is that I was only able to get four out of the five that I wanted. It seems that Bucky was all sold out. I'm not too worried; I'm sure I'll find him eventually.

I also found the Spider-Man Legends figures in the store. I was in Target yesterday, browsing the toys and I noticed that one of the Spider-Man blister packages was different. I looked at it closer and saw that it was a Build-A-Figure. This was a strange thing, too, because I hadn't seen these anywhere else, despite the fact that I was searching. Unfortunately, all they had was Red and Blue Spider-Man and Sandman. I got the Spider-Man (I didn't give a shit about Sandman at all), but now I have to scour the Earth for the other figures in the set that I want.

I also need to keep an eye out for the Fantastic Four Legends. Those are pretty cool looking too. These ones are pretty awesome. I'm looking forward to the Tygra and the Black Bolt. Too bad the image doesn't even show the only figure I wanted to see, the Astonishing X-Men version of the Beast. Dammit.

Genesis: Chapter 11

I finally got my package!

(Originally written 11/21/2007)

But not in a gay way. I'm talking about the Spider-Man Lego that I won on eBay.

See, the crazy thing is, I never even knew that Lego made anything for Spider-Man. Whenever I go to the store, I see the Mega Blocks of Spider-Man, but I don't remember seeing anything for Spider-Man. So I was excited as hell to finally see this. I had to bid, and I had to win.

Well, that was a couple of weeks ago, and the thing finally came in yesterday. I wasted no time cutting into that box and putting it together. It looks cool, too, having a bridge in our little Lego town. Yes, we have a Lego town. This was an idea that my girlfriend had, to gather together a bunch of different Lego sets and create a town. It is severely lacking right now, but that has nothing to do with my girlfriend's lack of trying.

Anyway, I love this Lego set. I love it so much, that I had to get a second one.

Genesis: Chapter 10

Sweet Jesus, does the radio suck.
(Originally written 11/18/2007)

My girlfriend's little brother came over today to hang out with his sister, play some video games, and just get away from his parents for a day. As I'm taking him home tonight, I'm flipping through the radio stations, and I just wanted to shoot myself right there on the highway. Modern radio stations are the absolute worst thing in the world.

Keep in mind that I have three bands on my radio, each with six radio stations, not counting the AM band. I flipped through each band at least five times, maybe six, and whatever wasn't playing a commercial at the time, played a song that made my ears bleed. How, how can this be? How can a business, that of a radio station, make money by playing the worst possible music, ever? This is a thing that boggles my mind.

The worst part about it? I had my iPod on me at the time, with the iTrip all plugged in and everything, but the friggin' battery was dead. Just my luck, right?

Genesis: Chapter 9

I hate paying bills...
(originally written 11/16/2007)

So I usually don't. Well, I always pay them, but just not always on time. Like my credit cards always get paid on time, but the rent and utilities are generally a little late. Or a month.

Which brings me to my story... I haven't paid the Hyperband bill since September, so they put my service on hold. I was using the Internet all day yesterday, until about 4:00 PM. No problems at all. But when my girlfriend and I get home, and she goes to do her homework, the Internet doesn't work. So, I'm messing with the router and the modem and everything and no go.

Anyway, I call the company today and ask them what's up. They say that the service was put on hold for non-payment. So, I paid it, now everything works. My point... bills suck. I know this makes me some sort of deadbeat, but it's just kind of my thing.

I'm gonna consider paying my cell phone bill. I don't really care if they shut that off. I hate having a cell phone.

Genesis: Chapter 8

Goddamn UPS!
(Originally written 11/12/2007)

So, I'm waiting on a package, right? Well, a few anyway. And, evidently, one of them was coming through UPS. Why is it that every time the UPS guy comes, I'm never home? I had to do some running around after work today, and when I got home, the stupid yellow sticker was on my door. DAMMIT! Now, tomorrow, I have to leave work early just to get home in time so I make sure I get my package.

Remember how I said I'm waiting on other packages too? Well, I have this one douchebag that lives in my building who has had the mailbox key for a week. A whole friggin' week! The post office may have already been trying to give me the other package that I'm waiting on (Spider-Man Legos that I won on eBay, if you were curious) but couldn't because this shitface is too damn lazy to get his mail. I mean, the mailbox is literally twenty feet from the building. He would have to walk past it to get to his home. Check your DAMN MAIL!

I swear, I hate people.

Genesis: Chapter 7

The Trial of Colonel Sweeto
(Originally written 11/9/2007)

So Nick Gurewitch, the immensely hilarious creator of the Perry Bible Fellowship, finally has his book coming out in a week, and I couldn't be more excited about it. PBF is one of the funniest comic strip on the internet, and if you haven't seen it, you should. This book, titled the Trial of Colonel Sweeto, includes not just the strips he published online, but will have plenty of new stuff also. The book is still in preorder on Amazon; if you want to get yourself a copy, go here and grab one. (Note: The book has since been released and it is awesome.)

It might be strange that I am speaking so highly of another webcomic on this here site, but i would have to disagree. I feel that every artist should recognize their inspirations, and I feel that the Perry Bible Fellowship is certainly one of my inspirations. Though, I am unsure if I can write the same kind of surreal things that Gurewitch does. I look forward to a new strip from Gurewitch every week and I am rarely let down by what he supplies me. I am humble enough to recognize those who are more successful than me, but that doesn't mean that I don't aim to be as high as PBF one day.

Anyway, grab yourself a copy of Colonel Sweeto. Sure, you may have read most of it already if you are already a fan of PBF, but I'm sure that the new content makes the paltry price of 12 bucks worth it.

Genesis: Chapter 6

A slight case of writers block?
(Originally written 11/4/2007)

So I'm sitting here wondering what I can write about here on this page, but I'll be damned if I can't find anything interesting to relate. See, my life is terribly boring; I'm not the kind of guy to go out to clubs on a nightly basis, or do the "skeet-skeet wif sum chicken-heads", as the case may be. So basically I'm just practicing a technique that writers use when they suffer from writer's block; free writing.

Free writing is just allowing yourself to write, despite what comes out. At this point I don't even know what the hell I'm talking about. I'm just rambling on like an idiot.

I haven't seen any interesting movies lately. I have read a few books, but I guess nothing that stands out in my mind as being noteworthy.

I guess my biggest excitement right now is to watch Heroes tomorrow night. I love that show, but I didn't really pay to much attention to last week's episode to know what to get excited about.

Man, my life is boring. I am sorry to have shared this all with you.